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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

12 why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.