- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

President Donald Trump

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

Black Friday

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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