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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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