This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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butt sex

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Autism speaks but not really

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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