- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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