- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Women outside of the kitchen.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

Women.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Me Neither.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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