Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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A man was caught by the Aztecs for stealing from their tombs. The Aztecan chief said,"Sometime during the next week I will kill you, but I will do it when you least expect." The man was then given a room. He deduced that he couldn't be killed on the last day, Saturday, or else he would see it coming, so it must be before Saturday. He then deduced that it couldn't be on Friday, because he would expect it to be before Saturday. He used this logic to rule out every other day of the week, therefore the Aztecan chief would never kill him. He was killed on Wednesday.

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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Donkey lips

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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