The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

troll----> hahaha---->

Charlotte Bobcats

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Knock knock Come in

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Knock knock Who's there Police

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

A child walks into a classroom.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Xzibit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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