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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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