- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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