why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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Yeah I was beginning to enjoy that as well, but I used "timed hypnosis" I have not seen it been coined elsewhere yet, not that I learn hypnosis anymore, I kinda teach it covertly to whoever I believe can use it responsively. "Timed hypnosis" is not really based upon a set amount of time after all time is relative, and our subconcious does know that and the subconcius understands that we did not invent time just because we made some fucking dials spin around" Now, timed hypnosis is based on a purpose, for example: "I will go into a trance until I am done teaching my new buddy how covert hypnosis works and teach her to use it subconciously" But now I made you aware of that, so you can use it consciously as well, the real magic here is that the subconcious is so much more efficient and powerful than the conscious mind that it would not even be neccesary to have a concious mind, except for one thing.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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Beka has AIDS

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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