2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

world peace

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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