If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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Misner is a twat.

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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Anti Joke

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