One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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