"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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What color is red paint? Red

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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