How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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Women's rights

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Hahaha

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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Daym im romantic

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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HEY!

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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