- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Your social life.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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