Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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