Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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u suck

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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lol

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long in the tooth!

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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