- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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