- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What is a jew in space? Dead

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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