- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

What's brown and sticky? Poo.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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