- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

world peace

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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