A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

Womens rights

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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