- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

What did Delaware? A coat.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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