Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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raisin boogers

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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Anti Joke

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