- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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