whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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Womens' sports

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

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What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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