- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

u suck

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

long in the tooth!

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

Cheese stick

JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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