why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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