- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

your mother

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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