Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Women.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Rachel not blowing Robert.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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