- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Barack Obama

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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