Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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Religion.

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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