The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Welcome to make your own anti joke! Please use tkeyboard usually available somewhere below this screen.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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A shark ate your mom

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Cancer

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Anti Joke

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