- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

A sober Amy Winehouse

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

why was the man sad? his wife died

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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