- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

Why did it die Nothing died

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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