A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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an athiest walks into a church

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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