What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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Sarah Palin

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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gay people

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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