What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

one day i went to bed

children burning

U mad?

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

What's funnier than 24? 25

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

Two english guys meet at work

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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