- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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