Today is May 18 2016.

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knock knock who's there no one

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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Jaden McMichael

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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