- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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