whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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What's big and white?

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Chuck Norris.

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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