What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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why do you care?

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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