If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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racism...deal with it!

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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A gay Asian guy walks into a gay bar where he found a fruity looking black man... The Asian went up to the black man and said, " how'r they hanging?" shocked with anger, the black man hits him in the face, knocks him to the ground and said, " YOU DO NOT TALK TO MY FAMILY THAT WAY. BOTH MY GRANPARENTS WERE LYNCHED!!!" the Asian stands up and brushes himself off... He turns to the black guy and says " I meant the balance scale at the table you were were sitting at" the black fellow turns to the table with the notebook and the balance scale with rocks on both sides that he was sitting at... He turns back to the Asian man and apologizes for his rude behavior and buys him a drink... (2 hours later) they have sex

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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luke moore cant pull it back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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