Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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You idiot.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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I told you it would happen

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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Jews

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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Anti Joke

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