Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Q. who's george porchy?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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this is not a joke. jks

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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