- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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