- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Justin Bieber.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

Look how far I can kick this bucket

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

Cleveland winning something

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.