Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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